Give me strength to deal with these teenagers! Aliens have snagged their souls and left some undeserving , smart-mouthed, lazy droid in their place. Give me back my child!
I tell ya what.. it takes all my patience these days to not pack the bag and send the kid away! Sometimes, I really don't care where either!
All I ask is for you to pick up after yourself. When you ask to be brought here and there we do it. We know how important being with your friends is and how much fun those teen years are supposed to be.
So when I ask you to put the damned clothes washing.. JUMP UP AND DO IT ALREADY!!
Now you will have plenty of time... because..
Now, I feel better :)